Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
by Trumpium March 17, 2022
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urban dictionary secret

well if you ever really paid attention on the appearence of this website you have seen the banner with its name that at first time seems ordinary but if you look more attentively you will see that it isn't as ordinary as it was at first. It is kinda reference from editors of Urban English dictionary that you can get your ban here .
urban dictionary secret - Ur ban dictionary (English) (Dictionary where you can get your ban)
by Foundation015 September 14, 2022
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Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
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editors of urban dictionary

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches
by da_wick3d_boi96 September 04, 2018
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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Person 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you.

Person 2: Haha xD lol me too
by That guy said I was lesbian November 16, 2020
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Urban dictionary Reviewers

They literally block random things that are super funny. they are stupid pants poopy poopy.
by Bihg shues lookin a$$ May 18, 2021
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I found some cursed words on this site
Person 1- Help me i found a word on urban dictionary

Person 2- Same
by Go.touch.GRASS April 26, 2021
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