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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.
by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Bandy's Universe

A web series by the YouTuber Nathaniel Bandy. It has an amazing ost, and an ok storyline. About orbs. And shit.
Person 1:Did you watch Bandy's Universe?
Person 2: yeah, its rad!
by You_are_fool July 16, 2023
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universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.
Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today
by In the N October 12, 2022
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Korea University

The superior half of the Korea-Yonsei rivalry (aka the only university that matters)
"Bro, why is everyone at Korea University so competitive?"
"Because we actually win. This isn’t Yonsei." 😆
by blue mushroom cat March 25, 2025
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Steven Universe

"Whats steven universe about?"
"Lesbian Space rocks"
by SUisGay September 29, 2022
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