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Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
by Shmosis January 4, 2017
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Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching
So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.
by Mysterryder March 7, 2022
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April 20th send a titty pic day

April 20th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic
person 1: Ay yo todays April 20th send a titty pic day

person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*
by Boobieconeseur April 20, 2024
mugGet the April 20th send a titty pic daymug.

tittie joint

A tittle joint is a joint a chick has stored in her tits it then gets covered in tittle sweat.
Debra tried giving her tittie joint, that's gross.
by DykeHulk8630 March 16, 2017
mugGet the tittie jointmug.

National grab Tittys day

On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise
“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day”
“Oh, then go right ahead then”
by Mr.SuperSuperSupermanz October 13, 2022
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Titty tax

Anytime your S/O has their shirt off they must show their tittys
Hey your shirts off, not you gotta pay the titty tax
by Jason’s deli April 18, 2025
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