Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023

Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates in a woman who passed out sun tanning.

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie

by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

cream puff

When you nut in someone's belly button

"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."

by finebootygirl August 11, 2017

Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.

Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method

by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024