David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

David King

David King is Dead By Daylights first queer character, being gay. He’s from Manchester, had rich parents, drank a lot, and was a scrapper. He’s very hot.

Man 1: Did you see the new collection?
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!

by Davidkingsbf December 30, 2024

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

by Botwin March 2, 2023

David Herman

David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA

He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..

The king david Herman will be praised

by anonymous March 29, 2023

The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.

"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021