take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 12, 2010

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

someone who cant take a joke

Max and Declan cant take jokes for some random reason

Someone who cant take a joke needs to shut the hell up

by LBMSstudent March 30, 2023

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 28, 2017

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass

A way to loose America's Got Talent intently

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass, WHERE'D IT GO? ITS UP MY ASS!!

by AceTheLemon November 10, 2022

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018