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Major Tom

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.
My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.
by MySatellite June 30, 2019
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Uncle Tom

A racist term often used by people to call their own race a kiss ass to white people. the use of this racist term has increased with the 2016 presidential election where there is videos on the internet which people who are not white call people who are not white uncle toms because they supported/voted Donald Trump.
any person who is not white who thinks trump is a great guy is subject to be called an uncle tom by his/her own race.
by Agerix December 29, 2016
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mazz tom

hes a msm youtuber that is very epic and cool
me: mazz tom best msm youtuber
person: no msm youtubers suck
person: except for mpg
by EstonianCabbage May 3, 2023
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Listening to Tom Petty

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!
by NPP productions December 31, 2011
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Uncle Tom

A person of color, especially a black person who acts in a way so as to come across as trying to please or gain approval of the white-dominated establishment. Example of folks in the recent past accused of "Uncle Tom" behavior are Condoleezza Rice, Herman Cain, Allen West, Artur Davis, Angela McGlowan, Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang)
Mitt: Did you hear what Condi said about Obama?
Ryan: What what tell me?
Mitt: She said I'll be a much better world leader than Obama since I understand American exceptionalism.

Ryan: Love it. Gotta love them Uncle Tom wannabe's. They just so want to get our approval.
by NailinPalin12 August 29, 2012
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stuttering tom

a young man-child, that smokes up cigars, stutters, and tells very tall-tales. Runs intos peoples house's using phones, computers, etc.
you just got hit by stuttering tom.
by luggie February 7, 2010
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Fucking A, tom

An exclamation of which its origins lead to a middle school in Seattle, WA. On a school camping trip, they kids swore so much that the teacher, (Tom) trold them they could only say one swear word. They chose "Fucking A' Tom was later addded.
(climbing upa giant hill witha scary rope)

Bill: This sucks!
Ali: FUCKING A, TOM!
by shmerd February 21, 2009
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