charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020

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Charlie Brown

The act of pouring an espresso shot into someone's ass and slurping it back out.

Be careful when Susan says she wants a Charlie Brown, she makes those espresso shots extra hot.

by Incogkneegrow August 10, 2019

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I never touch that Charlie Brown.

by 1701D May 16, 2022

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The act of inserting a finger (or toe) into your partner's rectum without warning, often as good-natured retribution for minor arguments

"My wife wouldn't let me turn off that terrible TV show the kids were watching, so I gave her a Charlie Brown later as payback."

by Ryhh December 28, 2017

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Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

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If you have a poop that is nutty and smells slightly like peanuts

Guy1: Dude I shit my self
Guy2: What type?
Guy1: The old fashion charlie brown

by pixlepanda232 November 12, 2014

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hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer

by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021

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