knuckle muffin

Sounds like butt stuff

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!

by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016

muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Muffin Zuffin

So smoll

You muffin zuffin

by Kevinjonesisaboomer June 27, 2021

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

muffin

code word for sex

man: damn i had a good muffin last night with this blonde.

by bookbinder1738 April 1, 2020

muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.

I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.

by Baking4dummies August 24, 2014

nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.

Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.

by thekbird November 6, 2020