shake n' rape 

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

shake n' rape by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

Cracker Shake 

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth

And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake

Cracker Shake by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

The Haslam Shake 

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

The Haslam Shake by DamianaSola February 11, 2014

Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.

i just drank my first sam craveiro shake

Sam Craveiro Shake by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019

Stake and shake nate

When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning

Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔

Stake and shake nate by Hi brother December 26, 2020

Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake 

When you rizz up the level 3 gyatt duke dennis style while getting sturdy like kai cenat on a grimace shake hitting the griddy the ocky way in ohio with maximum prestige rizz while looksmaxing and mewing like a sigma male watching skibbidi toilet vs smurf cat with diddybop and bussin bacon egg and cheese the ocky way while quandale dingle hits the griddy into baltimore to fight the baltimore toogaloogans vs the ohio rizzlers sponsored by fortnite funny moments all while being TAXED BY FANUM. FANUM TAX!

Me: Bro you gyat to be Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake!
Bro: Nah jit

Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake by Matthew Regozo October 13, 2023

shake hands with the unemployed 

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

shake hands with the unemployed by Alexandra July 29, 2004