Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

sam

A fucking cute ass dude i met on omegle

"sam really do be looking cute tho"

by jakey.wakey_ April 9, 2020

sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

sam

Sam (the guy name) is an overall great person. He is smart, musically talented, funny, dresses well, has a great personality, and is basically the human version of Superman. He is definitely caring, and he is a great friend. He has great friends

"I have a crush on Sam." said Sally.

"I ship you guys hardcore." said Susan.

by vinesforthedayzz May 2, 2019

Sam

The name of a 17 year old boy who has a part time job at tesco and will never pass his driving test.

You can't pass your driving test, you're a Sam!

by Chilllyboy May 21, 2016

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.

Sam can go suck a fat one.

by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019