Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Meaty Pizza

A gay male who not only has big meat, but is really buff and has highly attractive face, the only downside being his face looks greasier than Pizza.

He's nice and all but he's a meaty pizza, the grease makes him look repulsive

by YeetB!tch December 27, 2016

rapey pizza

A male or female with bad acne who leers at you from corners during parties or low lit locations. Once they have made eye contact and have locked on, they attempt to dance at you, dab for attention, and try to grope you.

Girl 1: Kevin was staring at me in the parking lot last night.

Girl 2: He's such a rapey pizza.

by Tuatara2017 January 10, 2017

larry pizza

A pizza served in an Irish tavern.

Hey after this lame Cosmos game in a bush league baseball stadium lets hit up the pub for some Larry Pizza.

by JerseyPizza February 15, 2017

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

avocado pizza

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017