scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.

Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!

by Princeouma February 25, 2021

Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.

Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"

by chicken diapers April 13, 2018

Fusion poo tang

The smell generated within a public toilet cubicle when the 2 cubicles either side of said cubicle are occupied by two separate gentlemen simultaneously parking their breakfasts. The fusion of brews can oftentimes make for a very unique combination of fruity aromas.

Moreover the scent can become more interesting yet if the two gentlemen belong to cultures at very different ends of the culinary spectrum.

"Was caught between James and Abdul this morning and the fusion poo tang was unrelenting!"

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022

Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

Dirty poo casserole

A person who has such a putrid odor that can only be likened to someone who has poo’d in a dish and slow roasted it in the oven on 180° until cooked thoroughly

“Man that Erin bitch smells like poo”
“Nah mate she smells like a dirty poo casserole

by Pigeonpyong February 21, 2019

poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.

"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"

by punk8punk January 9, 2014