Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

penis fag

A penis that goes into another person peenhole who is a guy

That guy has a penis fag

by pussy beater 405 April 11, 2019

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

Pavlo’s Penis

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.

I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

penis slider

a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.

also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.

guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*

guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS

by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021