Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt

OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!

by THE CHOIR October 30, 2025

hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.

Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.

by notsancho December 4, 2025

Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag

*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick

by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025

crap on a cupcake

Often used to express upsetness. similar to "oh shoot" or "crap"
Emberly is often credited for this phrase, with peak usage in the big '26.

"Crap on a cupcake. I got a 50 on my homework."

by John's big balls January 22, 2026

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.

Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.

by Demoness June 1, 2011