Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021

Slay Brain

The phrase used to describe the unfortunate event of posessing Slay's brain. The brain makes you easy to manipulate, grants common sensory overloads and forces you to say "glaze" after every sentence.

Slay brain at maximum efficiency.

by suspos April 19, 2023

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

Smooth Brain

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

braine

He is an awesome, loving, fair and smart guy. Always smiles with you even if bored.

He is authentic and loving kind.

#cute #awesome #hard working #loving

Mum 1: what's the name of your child.
Mum 2: why,do you want to know.
Mum 1: that's my son "Braine".
Mum 2: that's why he is cute and authentic

by Florence Ewurama Adjei September 20, 2018