Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Ringwood tree trim

The Ringwood tree trim is an act in which 2 male participants are needed. One of the participants records themselves "trimming" the other participants puebic hairs until clean shaven. The participant than admires the frshly trimmed tree and puts it in their mouth.

Zack totally gave Mason a Ringwood tree trim last night. Must have been crazy!

by The Rug Leech. September 22, 2025

Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming jeffries

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards

by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025

That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys

Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch

by FLWZY November 1, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

AT&Tree

A cell tower that is covered in fake greenery.

What kind of tree is that with the upturned branches? It’s an AT&TREE

by AbbieH November 23, 2025

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025