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John glover

A gay cunt who has a baby dick squeaky voice and most likely has no mum because i mean who would want a kid like that??
by Streaks sausage August 27, 2019
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John Cena

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream John Cena
hey dude, Yesterday I John Cena'd your Sister and her Anus felt so good man
by JOHN_FUCKING_CENA January 12, 2016
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John Aquino

Massive cock and pussy destroyer. Straightest coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Gets more pussy than a animal shelter. His intelligence exceeds that of Einstien.
Oh my god! Beckky. John Aquino has the biggest dick ever! Let’s have a threesome.
by 2nibbaskissin November 19, 2019
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hoppin' john

Black eyed peas and rice, mixed with ham hocks, or other things. Basically slop for people. Used only by poor whites, and extremely rural blacks. Most likely, the only place you'll hear this word anymore is southern Georgia, or Mississippi or some place like that.

A word most try-hard blacks from the suburbs have no clue what the meaning is, even though they go on and on about how "they luv them sum soul food"
Leroy: Ma'me what you cooking tonight?
Hatty May: I aint nigga. You betta make some hoppin' john from what we had last night. And heat up that Jiffy cornbread!
by mr. waites October 29, 2007
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John Stamos

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou March 5, 2014
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john prescott

An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.

Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.

Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles
by melchy May 31, 2004
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maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
by krissy September 29, 2003
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