Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022

Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

Flip Muffin

A muffin that has been flipped.

An upside down muffin that is retarded and gay.

1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?

2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.

by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Cunta-Muffin

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

by cunt19 January 21, 2024

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021