Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

STAVROS MONKEY

Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.

Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!

by HaTJa6kEr March 10, 2021

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021