Beta-Josh

"Fortnite" CRAZY and tries to be smart like the Beta-Male by becoming the Gama-Male. Cries with Trufflebutter at night alone.

Kylan: "FORKNIFE FORKNIFE FORKNIFE" (DABS ON HATERS)
Everyone else: "Beta-Josh am I right or am I left."
Kylan: "Oi i can hear ya you know I'm 200IQ init"
Everyone else: "You are a Beta-Josh kys"

by slavslav November 17, 2019

Josh

He is a stinky poo and like to eat fried egg sandwiches

Jeez josh is such a poo

by Josh lover 68 June 3, 2020

Josh

The most greatest fucking guy in the world who will never give anyone up and is a charming person. He has love for people and even though he's mean he has a big heart. No one can take down josh cause he is loyal.

Who the hell is that? Josh: JOSHUA MARTINS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA!! That's right be jealous bITCH

by Ya boi jOSHUAAAA May 2, 2018

Josh Gund

To distract someone momentarily to make a quirky or quick escape

My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him

by Yiteziah April 8, 2021

Josh Sokeye

An absolute legend with a 13-inch finisher.

Josh Sokeye is a menace don’t play with him.

by Ronnyrunaway June 6, 2021

Josh

A fucking dumb person.He ALWAYS acts like a fucking dick he is really dumb.
He dosent like help from anyone because he thinks he is the best.

Maddie: I absoulutely hate you go away!!
Josh: I dont care i love you!!

by Luke Da beast2720 June 25, 2019

Josh it up

To mess something up so terribly to the point where nothing can be fixed and there's absolutely no going back. Ultimately ends in your defeat.

"I tried to push Old Betsy up the hill, but she decided to flip over completely and let go of her resonators. Long story short, we're gonna need a new Marimba."
"Wow, way to Josh it up."
"How do you Josh it up that badly?"
"Josh can't even Josh it up to that extent."
"You just reached a whole new level of Joshing it up."

by Iactuallymadeanaccountforthis September 14, 2016