Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
by Barista420 September 8, 2012
Get the Steve Job mug.Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.
1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)
"Dude what took you so long?"
"Sorry man, I was looking for something"
"What a loaft-job!!"
2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"
"Dude what took you so long?"
"Sorry man, I was looking for something"
"What a loaft-job!!"
2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"
by chill"in February 26, 2009
Get the Loaft-job mug.The act in which an individual performs the goat, followed by another subsequently licking his displayed penis and testicles.
Jason had a strange fetish for giving other men yang jobs; it also helped pay his way through college.
by Crazy WC September 4, 2006
Get the Yang Job mug.When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011
Get the Tent Job mug.The act of receiving/giving an outside/inside of the pants hand job whist mid-dance. Usually preformed in the later hours of a long night of clubbing. The act is most often unsolicited and spontaneous.
Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
by Slut-tastic December 30, 2009
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