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Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
by Barista420 September 8, 2012
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Loaft-job

Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.
1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)

"Dude what took you so long?"

"Sorry man, I was looking for something"

"What a loaft-job!!"

2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"
by chill"in February 26, 2009
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Yang Job

The act in which an individual performs the goat, followed by another subsequently licking his displayed penis and testicles.
Jason had a strange fetish for giving other men yang jobs; it also helped pay his way through college.
by Crazy WC September 4, 2006
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Tent Job

When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)

is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.

Whats that?

She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on

Oh did ya cum

Nope you cant really fuck like that
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Dance Job

The act of receiving/giving an outside/inside of the pants hand job whist mid-dance. Usually preformed in the later hours of a long night of clubbing. The act is most often unsolicited and spontaneous.
Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?

Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.
by Slut-tastic December 30, 2009
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The Brow Job

when the dick is placed between the eyebrows and the owner of the eyebrows move the eyebrows.
Oh my God Christaina! I just gave that guy The Brow Job!
by WarMachine May 21, 2015
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mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.
"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?
by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011
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