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Pits, pack, crack, get out!

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
by joelpball123 October 12, 2009
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.
“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”
by boobhaver December 25, 2018
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crack whore bitch from hell

A crack whore bitch from hell embodies not only the skank of a crack whore, but also the added character flaw of being a bitch from hell. In both hierarchies of whores and bitches, this is the second lowest rank.
by Persephone78 January 14, 2010
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)
It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!
by Bonanzad May 31, 2017
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Crack Minkey Fiend

1. DAt crazy person think they know it all
2. Crack addict
3Crazy FOOl
DAT "Crack minkey Fiend" jus tried to tell me off haha dey stupid.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008
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Lick my pussy and my crack

A slang slur in the phrase of, "My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack." There are other versions of this like, "My neck, my back. Lick my balls and my sack."
My Neck, my Back. Lick my pussy and my crack.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
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Make a Crack and Turn Your Back

Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.
Make a crack and turn your back

Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
by HAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAHA May 17, 2011
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