quack ass

Quack Ass: A singular fart or series of farts resembling the sound of ducks quacking.

Chuck: Hey Bill, I think dinner gave me a bad case of Quack Ass.

Bill: Well Chuck, let's just hope the Duck Sauce can wait until later.

by MicroSwaggin November 5, 2013

ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

Ass-Chicken

Yellot (Quinn) Fitzhugh Hardcastle

QUINN, YOU STUPID ASS-CHICKEN

by FuriousGod Gift June 13, 2018

Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

ass jeans

A type of girl denim jeans or pants that are especially favorable for showing the perfect curves of a girl's buttocks, usually pocketless. They can only be worn by some.

"Dude, did you see that chick's ass?"
"Yeah, girls should wear ass jeans more often."

by Battalion_Stallion January 31, 2008

Virgin Ass

1. An ass that has not yet been taken by the penis, or strap on. 2. The sweet decadence of all that is good.

Virgin Ass here, ready to get some cock in muh ass.

by The nightman will get you January 31, 2012

ass vibrator

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003