Snake

1. An animal
2. a backstabbing goon
3. the main character of the metal gear games

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan

by T473N February 22, 2021

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis

Person 1: I love my snake

by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

snakes

people who pretend to be a "friend", but when you really need them, they aren't there. Most of the times is a snake found by girls, where they also are called fake friends or bitches. I hope truly that you will never ever get a fake friend, but there's a 99% chance that u already have one (or 5...). So good luck and kick the snakes ass!

snakes stab u in the back so be cautious

by pugsarecool January 15, 2017

Snake-charming

When a group of women (or men) made crude, sexual remarks or gestures towards a man; the opposite of cat call

"Holy shit you guys, I just went out for a bit when a gaggle of bitches started snake-charming me. One chick was all about bending my ass over a barrel."

by secretclean September 30, 2015