I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying

I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023

I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.

person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."

by another victim of society August 7, 2022

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023

i'm at a pool

i love you, let's get married

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!

by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024