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Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..
Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
by nowayto know March 22, 2019
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u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds
Big up u/free-relationship-22
by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025
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too good to be free

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.
Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud
by mrs tosser November 12, 2025
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Free Spirit

A term used by the indigenous people when a person was not bound by a gender identity, and went by the pronouns they, them.
Person 1: so what do you go by?
Person 2: oh I'm a free spirit.
Person 3: Oh like with the indigenous people!

Person 2: yep :D
by Im.bi. April 13, 2021
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free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013
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