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Johnny Fingers

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.
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greasy corn fingers

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.
“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”
by Luna tuna June 28, 2018
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national finger day

national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15
Are you ready to finger some pussy it’s April 15th! It’s National Finger Day
by 9274628137 May 24, 2018
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five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina
by mactagart July 3, 2009
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synthetic finger popping

The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
by Telephony April 30, 2015
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snap-finger famous

(Coined by the infamous Kevin Hart during a live interview):

(adj.): A person or figure who is snap-finger famous is one whose cultural relevance balances between nonexistent and barely tangible.
*starts snapping fingers rhythmically*

"Aw, shit- what's that one useless bitch's name again?... Yeah, that one-"
*continues snapping fingers while furiously attempting to jog the memory*
"Yeah! That Kim Kardashian bitch, that's the one."

(snap-finger famous)
by Katanamaru June 12, 2019
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Crystal pepsi Fingers

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
by ilikeducks April 14, 2020
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