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dazai pegger disorder

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
“I jerked off to Dazai r34 for 13 hours straight”

“I think you might have…dazai pegger disorder…”
by Pookie_bead05 November 2, 2023
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Cupid from discord

Holds the world record for the smallest pp in the world
Cupid from discord: my pp is so big
Ace from discord: no it’s so small you can’t even see it under a microscope
by Autismdazai November 12, 2023
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Big Peach Disorder

Known as BPD, is when a girl's bunda reaches astronomical levels of peachiness. We're talking about such levels that can bend necks and challenges fabric durability. Symptoms include unsolicited attention, camera angles needing wide-lens upgrades, and undeniable presence in any room. While BPD has no known cure, it's widely celebrated as a global phenomenon keeping life interesting
That girls suffers from Big Peach Disorder
by ElSancion December 4, 2024
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023
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Post Otto Stress Disorder

Post Otto Stress Disorder, also known as POSD is a mental disorder usually known to happen in people who have played Honkai Impact 3rd, a game where there is an antagonist known as Otto Apocalypse. People with POSD are all afraid of any blonde man, in fear that they are actually just Otto Apocalypse.
"Hey, did you know person has POSD?"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"
by JustDani December 21, 2023
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Fuck The Discord Members week

From December to December 27th - January 2nd every discord owner can harass the members. This lasts one week and the members can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Discord Members Week, let's harass our discord members.
ITS FUCK THE DISCORD MEMBERS WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!
by Prunseletmein December 21, 2023
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