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Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.
I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.
by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020
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Dirty Avi

A most villainous act of pounding one's partner from behind until they shits on your manhood then begins to suck up the faecal matter and then kiss you thus putting shit in your mouth. indeed an act befitting the creation of Hell.
"Damn did you hear what happened to Jared yesterday?" said John
"No, I didn't," said Bob
"He had a rather encounter where his partner performed a Dirty Avi"
Bob laughed Maniacally as he plotted Jared's Demise
by TheScaryChinchilla April 14, 2020
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Dirty Reese

When you’re fucking a girl on the couch at your friends house and the couch breaks underneath you guys
Yeah i hit her with the Dirty Reese last night
by ThiccyRiccy April 16, 2020
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dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night
i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.
by cocou April 20, 2020
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Dirty Kaela

A thicc sexy country lady who has game so good she can make a man cream him pants without a single touch.
Yo bro this chick made me have a dirty kaela moment.
by Dirtyfirechick April 27, 2020
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dirty deagan

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.
Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten
by Itchy child April 27, 2020
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Dirty Markell

A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.
I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now

Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020
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