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ur dad

ur dad is rich.
by qwertylovr December 28, 2022
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Dad

For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...
X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.
by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 6, 2022
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stray dads

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016
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New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021
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dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
by Densest March 1, 2017
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Dad joke

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."
by See me standing here October 12, 2018
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My dad

Gone😢
Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone
by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021
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