College

A place I am happy that I choose to not go to. My sister is in college and she already has 3 student loans.
Yo, you going to college?

Nope.

Why?

Cus Highschool was hard enough.
by green909 January 26, 2024
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College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 02, 2023
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College casserole

An assortment of simply made foods, usually found in a college dorm such as; Ramen, canned vegetables, salsa, hot sauce, bacon bits, etc. The foods are prepared and mixed into one large bowl.
Ryan was very hungry, and yet lacked money, so for dinner he made a college casserole with Ramen, canned foods and bacon bits.
by rsfoster May 29, 2014
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How to help College AJ Delgado? You can't.
by petradvorakapologist June 24, 2021
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A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
by ilikemilo October 08, 2021
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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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Carringbush college

Disorganisation for community skillsets development.
Where did you learn to drive?
Carringbush college back alley training range!
by Abbott January 10, 2023
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