Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

cock gobbler

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken

Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!

by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018