The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Sitcom brain

An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.

It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.

by Konk miester August 23, 2020

Brain swap

the act of giving and receiving oral sex/pleasure (at the same time) to/with a person of the opposite sex in a very intense and "nasty" manor.

girl: "I'm bored"
boy: "me too!"
girl: "wanna kill time?"
boy: "what did you have in mind?"
girl: "Brain Swap!!"

by Sdot.M June 26, 2009

brain

/breɪn/
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_verb_
1. The act of successfully using the big phat hopefully juicy and curvy organ placed inside your skull at the very top of the inside of the head.

I don't think he/she/they can brain.

by Rollingg_skytree April 13, 2021

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull

“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.

" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."

by doodle1127 November 28, 2019

Brain Rape

The act of a person (commonly a teacher) trying to cram too many facts into your brain at once.

Hey man, science class is total brain rape today.

by SlightlySmaller October 10, 2019