That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

by Tuff guy 311 March 1, 2020

Making plans or agreeing to something without the intention of actually following through.
Lying or “blowing smoke”
Lying or “blowing smoke”
“ hey I thought you said you were on your way” “oh, man I’m not gonna make it” “pssssss… You were blowing bubbles up my ass the whole time weren’t you?
OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”
OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”
by Cleehad smiff November 15, 2022

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home
by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019

by Mavendit November 22, 2021

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
