Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
by House Nīgga January 20, 2014
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blow tuff

Hey bro you blow tuff? Naw i dont smoke weed
by Tuff guy 311 March 1, 2020
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Blowing bubbles

Making plans or agreeing to something without the intention of actually following through.

Lying or “blowing smoke
“ hey I thought you said you were on your way” “oh, man I’m not gonna make it” “pssssss… You were blowing bubbles up my ass the whole time weren’t you?

OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”
by Cleehad smiff November 15, 2022
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Sustainable Blow

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home
It's nicer way to ask a girl to do "Sustainable blow" a.k.a. blowjobs without condoms.
by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019
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Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.
You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me
by Mavendit November 22, 2021
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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