vietnamese bean desert 

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

vietnamese bean desert by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

jealous bean 

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

jealous bean by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

derpy bean by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

smol bean 

my boyfriend

idK HE Is A SmoL BEaN

smol bean by bts.thanGs011 May 6, 2018

Pasty bean sack 

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

Pasty bean sack by Malakas March 2, 2018

smol bean 

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive

why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe

smol bean by pancherfaust March 16, 2018

paul bean 

the term paul bean would mean to leave your child or to have been left by ones father

It could also mean to get so stoned you don’t remember your life

i got so paul beaned last night

paul bean left me

paul bean by paul bean March 24, 2018