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April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.
Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...
by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022
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april

april is the sweetest person you can meet. always energetic and always full of life. she’s great at art and she loves talking to her friends. she’s always putting a smile on peoples faces and that’s why I love her. <3
april is my best friend!
april is super sweet and kind !
by totally not val August 8, 2022
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April 19th

April 19th is the day the most beautiful and kind girls are born. They r so strong and kind hearted it's amazing. They are literally the sweetest girlfriend you could have. Your not taking mine tho... 😠 anyways... They look super innocent.. Until you have an actual conversation with them... The moment u get comfy with them... They kinky asf!! Y'all may not do shit in the beginning but it'll just keep getting kinkier
Bsf: bro who's that girl ur talking to she's always so cute and innocent?

Me: oh yeah she to to totally is she was also born on April 19th
Bsf: 👀😏
Me: 👀😏
Me:but honestly tho bro she's literally the sweetest ever
by Mommys.lil.s1ut August 11, 2022
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April 8

People born on this day, are the funniest crazy people you'll ever meet. Sometimes in a good or bad way they will always make your day
Girl 1: omg you see that new boy?
Girl 2: bur yeah hes definitely born on april 8
by UwUcatgirl August 15, 2022
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April 25th

April 25th you need to come up to your arch nemesis and straight up hit them!

"hello emily.."

"excuse me?"
*attack*
by Isla2012 September 3, 2022
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April 13th

If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.

This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.
You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
by smellyegg September 6, 2022
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Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse
Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!
by Undermen November 1, 2022
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