apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

Apple pussy

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure

Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?

by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

apple

someone really fucking gay

That kid is so fucking apple bro, I mean look at his outfit.

by sjsbdjdism June 14, 2019

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023

apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

Smoll Apple

An average teenager who draws Changed art and Oc, and does not like Nsfw. On twitter he has an average of 315 followers, and has weird obsession with apple's.

Also like to be called he/him pronouns.

Smoll Apple: welp time to draw i guess.

Smoll Apple: yummy apple's. Love it or not apple's keeps the doctor away.

by Smoll Apple July 7, 2022