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Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.
You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!
by Pyloco December 12, 2023
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Top rack apples

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"
by anonymous July 14, 2023
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Apple Woow

by PopTart6911! July 19, 2023
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Apple

A vegetable that is red
I ate the apple
by Mixerfiretaker July 22, 2023
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