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Max

(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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Max

Max is an awesome person. He loves sports, is the most loyal friend someone could have and is one of the funnest people you have ever met. Hold onto Max, he will be one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
Guy 1: Who’s that guy over there, he looks awesome
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met
by MacAndCheese358 November 23, 2021
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Max

Is the sexiest person alive. You are overly luck to have your hands on someone like Max. He is not popular but is the under study of some one popular. And he has a big...........PERSONALITY! Anyway you are lucky to have a max in your life. And commonly plays the trombone.
Ooooooo is that max hes hot
by DSuvBDv June 6, 2019
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max rebl

by UrbanMuddi February 11, 2018
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max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.
' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '
by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022
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max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.
by Youngbaz January 20, 2025
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ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024
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