shawer

Hillbilly word for shower.

I gots to go take me's a shawer

by MisfitBandit72 June 8, 2016

Show-er vs Grower

In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".

And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.

When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"

by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014

Showed

past tense of show

"He showed her how to hook up the stereo"

Guy 1: Can i see a photo of your hot friend
Guy 2: I already showed her picture to you

by SoftballUmpire February 2, 2010

slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.

"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"

by mb261 May 24, 2010

Slower Lower

The nickname for Lower Cape May Regional Highschool located in Lower Township, New Jersey. Most of the students call their school this because they do not like their school. And, Other schools call the students that go to Lower this also

Slower Lower

by Lower Cape High student January 4, 2009

Shwer

Someone who imitates popular kids in an attempt to become popular.Commonly used in Dublin,Ireland.

"Look at the little shwers!"
"He is such a fucking shwer"

by Malevolence May 9, 2014

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022