Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

reya k moment

1. when a bitch says shit so audacious, unwarranted and unprompted that it makes you lose brain cells.

2. out of the blue, hilarious, lolcow type crashout.

“did you see the bullshit he sent on the gc?”
“yeah, i ain’t reading allat, fucking reya k moment”
“ong”

by c0nsumetheflesh August 27, 2025

King of K Street

nickname given to Jack Abramoff from the media.

The King of K Street thought Jordan Thomas Cooper was a great writer.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2021

k

used when somebody is annoyed with you.

Person 1:"sorry i cant come"
Person 2: "k"

by mfskeemerboi July 3, 2020

K hand sign

Means you get the finest girls

"Bro having K hand sign"

by ryoisit May 19, 2022

K

If you write your friend a whole ass paragraph and they respond with “k” they’re fake.

Friend: you’re the best person ever. No one could ever replace you. I could’ve asked for a better friend than you ❤️

by iiLxserLeahii October 29, 2020

K-pop

An alternative form of Ok boomer, where k stands for "Ok" and pop for "grandpa"

Boomer: *not so good well reasoned rant about the use of smartphones in younger generations regarding a totally unrelated problem*
Every not boomer: Ok Boomer
Me and a few others enlightened: K-pop

by eathtespagheti.sh February 9, 2020