Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016
Get the boner juicemug. When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018
Get the Brandon Bonermug. a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman December 28, 2015
Get the Melbourne bonermug. whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
Get the boner leniencymug. When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
Get the Boner Snowmanmug. An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
by welshcaravan May 15, 2014
Get the Nerd Bonermug. When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010
Get the Boner Buntmug.