Urban Dictionary 

Consists of sick cunts adding retarded definitions and a retarded moderation team who want to make it more cHiLd fRiEndLy or some bullshit

person: hey look at this funny definition on urban dictionary
person the 2nd: haha thats funny but the website mods are retards

Urban Dictionary by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A site that strays further from God every day.

Me: *Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word.*
Urban Dictionary: Shows me everything but the ACTUAL definition of the word.
Me: ...

Urban Dictionary by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

Urban Dictionary by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

urban dictionary 

a place where all the fagg incels of the world share retarded and often innacurate defintions for words like losers

Bro, you use Urban Dictionary? You must be a retard loser with no friends.

urban dictionary by youreafyckingloser June 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A place where people go to find the weirdest defenitions to entertain them while they are bored at work/school. People also go there to look up defenitions of themselves hoping to find something juicy, cool or funny.

Me: Have you checked me out on the Urban Dictionary?

Lad: Yoooooo! That's such a cool defenition for you!!!

Urban Dictionary by Curry King 123 June 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

Bruh, are you stupid?!

URBAN DICTIONARY

Urban Dictionary by Hello 1 world June 20, 2021

Urban dictionary 

the only place where you can say something offensive and not get cancelled for it.

guy: god twitter is such a shitty place, Urban dictionary is better.
guy2: what! no i disagree, i will cancel you for having an opinion
guy: too bad this is urban dictionary you dipshit.

Urban dictionary by hylrixe June 21, 2021