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by ma jones May 18, 2004
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by neo100101 March 5, 2006
Get the sex tapemug. Once upon a time, AHEM- sorry that’s lame. Once Samantha came to Caleb’s house. Caleb’s parents were away. He offered Samantha some chips like the gentleman he was. She denied the offer and wanted to have a little fun. She said she needed to use the bathroom to take a piss. She left the door open, removing he shirt and shorts to then move to her bra slowly pulling it down. She then pulled down her panties to sit on the toilet and masturbate. She moaned loudly, as such, Caleb heard. He walked upstairs to find her naked on the toilet mastrutbating. He felt his cock grow hard as he felt, entranced in a way. He walked towards her removing his shirt and his boxers showing his 9, spreading her legs apart squeezing her thighs. He then shoved his cock into her tight pussy “FUCK! DADDY! FASTER! FASTER!”. He thrusted faster watching her eyes roll back and her tits bounce. She moaned so loud that even people in Alaska could hear her. “IM CUMMING” She said as he started to lick her nipples. He shoved his dock into her mouth as his cock throbbed. She then deep throated as cum came from her pussy. The end.
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by Bigbeating Kioshi July 24, 2016
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E.g We were in the middle of math class, and I couldn't stop looking at Emily, this incredibly hot girl with huge tits who always walks around with a massive camel toe. I was rock hard, and I finally couldn't stand it any longer. I got up out of my chair and walked over to her. In one swift motion, I pulled down my shorts and shoved my thick, 7.5-inch cock into her mouth. I grabbed her head and pushed it back and forth, sliding up my dick. By this time, the whole class had noticed what was going on, and they all started filming it. I picked her up out of her chair and slammed her down onto the desk. I ripped a hole in the bottom of her tiny black
booty shorts, and started fucking her dripping pussy. She moaned so loud the principal came running in to see what was happening. By this time Emily was enjoying it, and motioned for me to lie down onto the table. I did, and she immediately jumped onto my dick and started riding me like a bull. The teacher walked over, and I thought she was going to stop us, but instead she pulled off her shirt and bra, showing her huge tits. She then pulled up her skirt, revealing her perfect pussy. She climbed up onto the table, and sat on my face, letting me lick her pussy. Both girls sat on me, facing each other, and started kissing each other and playing with each other's tits.
E.g We were in the middle of math class, and I couldn't stop looking at Emily, this incredibly hot girl with huge tits who always walks around with a massive camel toe. I was rock hard, and I finally couldn't stand it any longer. I got up out of my chair and walked over to her. In one swift motion, I pulled down my shorts and shoved my thick, 7.5-inch cock into her mouth. I grabbed her head and pushed it back and forth, sliding up my dick. By this time, the whole class had noticed what was going on, and they all started filming it. I picked her up out of her chair and slammed her down onto the desk. I ripped a hole in the bottom of her tiny black
booty shorts, and started fucking her dripping pussy. She moaned so loud the principal came running in to see what was happening. By this time Emily was enjoying it, and motioned for me to lie down onto the table. I did, and she immediately jumped onto my dick and started riding me like a bull. The teacher walked over, and I thought she was going to stop us, but instead she pulled off her shirt and bra, showing her huge tits. She then pulled up her skirt, revealing her perfect pussy. She climbed up onto the table, and sat on my face, letting me lick her pussy. Both girls sat on me, facing each other, and started kissing each other and playing with each other's tits.
Emily continued to bounce up and down on my dick, until after a few minutes, she got off, and lay face down on the table. I grabbed her hips and started ramming her ass from behind. As for the teacher, she sat on another table, and all the boys in the class started fingering her, playing with her tits, and shoving their dicks in her mouth. I felt myself about to cum, and Emily felt it too. She got on her knees on the floor, and sucked my cock for a minute, and then I felt a huge wave of relief. There must have been at least half a litre on her face, in her mouth, and in her eyes. She swallowed it down, clearly enjoying the taste. Now it was her turn. She lay on her back on the ground, and I fingered her hard using quick motions in her tight wet pussy. She screamed so loud the windows nearly shattered, and released a spray of cum that splattered on the wall behind us. We both stood up and kissed each other, with no regard for the metric ton of cum on both our faces. I then turned around, only to realize that a class-wide orgy had ensued, with girls being DP'd and spit-roasted, and the guys being sucked off and ridden. There was cum everywhere, and the teacher was going around with a cup, trying to drink as much as she could. After A few hours, everyone had came, and the teacher declared that we would have no more lessons, and just fuck all day long instead.
The End
"Me and that hot girl Emily made the craziest sex story ever"!
The End
"Me and that hot girl Emily made the craziest sex story ever"!
by TheGainsOverlord August 22, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. This is my sex story. I spotted Ethan. He motioned for me to come over. I felt pretty horny so I walked over and sat on his knee. He slowly moved his knee up and down, up and down. I could feel myself getting wet, and I accidentally let out a small moan. Then he whispered "I know what you're doing here." He started to knee me faster and it got harder to contain my moans. thankfully we were the only ones here. "ohhhh Ethan yes" i moaned. At this point my pussy was dripping with cum, but I had a better idea. I started to grind on him. He then took me by the neck and kissed me passionately. Our saliva mixed and our tongues swirled together. I let out one last moan before he said "let's get out of here." He grabbed me by the hips and placed me on the sink. I let out a moan. "AGH OHH ETHAN YES" He ripped off his clothes as I ripped off mine. I revealed my DD tits. He marveled "Wow Emmy" He lunged at my tits as he sucked them away. His tongue swirled around my nipples. "oh Ethan keep going." I removed his shorts & boxers, showing his rock hard cock. I knelt down and sucked it. He rolled his head back and let out a moan. "mhmm Emmy yes" My tongue started playing around with his balls. "Emmy no I'm going to cum" he said. I let my tongue play with his dick as he moaned "OH YES IM CUMMING" I let his cock slide right through my pussy. His cock thrusted in and out, it felt so good, "YOU'RE SO BIG ETHAN OHH YES" I screamed. He touched areas my vibrator had never been. Then we both came <3
by i_love_urban September 24, 2022
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