"We call it combat riding - everywhere else, you presume the drivers just can't see you, but here you have to presume they CAN see you, and are actively trying to kill you."
by ScrapinPeg September 15, 2012
Get the combat riding mug.When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022
Get the Dick riding mug.Single, but having a blast. Free with nobody telling you what or what not to do.
"Young, Wild, Free"
"Young, Wild, Free"
by RubyRedd September 2, 2013
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Get the Boot Riding mug.When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...
by roughryder69 June 22, 2021
Get the Bologna the ride mug.Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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