Skip to main content

The Whale Rider 

A New Zealand novel written by the author Witi Ihimaera, which is a Maori. It also became a film. Basically, its the story of a Maori girl named Kahu who is destend to be The Whale Rider. (see Whale Rider). But Koro Apirana, her grandad wont let her, and is always trying to put her down because she's a woman, and he believes men are superior. So eventually Rawiri, the token dope smoking maori, teaches her to use the Tiaha (maori stick weapon) and to become a leader. Eventually Kahu gets strong enough, a bunch of whales get stranded, Kahu starts riding one and it flaps around then off into the sea it swims. Koro goes out on a boat to find her, where Kahu uses the whale to smash up his boat and the whale feroshusly eats him. So then Kahu became the LEADER! - of a small town with like 40 people, yea big wow, then they go claim some land.
Tama: The Whale Rider was good
KKK: *Bang*
The Whale Rider mug front
Get the The Whale Rider mug.
See more merch

long rider 

a person serving a life sentence in prison; lifer
Before Dahmer was killed, he was to be a long rider.
long rider by The Thinker July 25, 2004

Naked rider 

A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.
Kathy is a naked rider down at the blue horn bar.
Naked rider by Deep blue 2012 November 9, 2009

Goat Rider 

An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.
"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"
Goat Rider by Red444 September 29, 2018

buff rider 

any guy who is overly buff, has tribal tattoos and wears TapouT and Ed Hardy shirts... The guys are usually considered douche bags....
"Look at those bunch of guys in the Hooters parking lot wearing TapouT shirts."

"Yeah, what a bunch of buff riders"
buff rider by bananapancake07 October 7, 2009

Rectum Rider 

A straight up mutha fucka who goes up in the rectum, starts pounding and doesnt quit until the sun comes up.
Damn they've been poundin the ass all day, they must be rectum riders.

Someone who penetrates a chili whole.
Rectum Rider by Corey Trev October 29, 2011

dick rider 

Dick rider (adj)- One who is immensely devoted to multiple aspects of a certain topic not for the love of the game but purely for their own self gratifying needs.
Ex: jonathan you are a dick rider.

syn: pine rider, band wagon, wave hopper, etc.
dick rider by Jaymontana23 August 25, 2016