real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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Stuck off the realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.
Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn
by Hawk S 14101 autumn December 13, 2023
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real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.
by chunghwa October 24, 2023
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Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.
There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game
Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
by Billy big boy April 09, 2022
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