Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 7, 2017

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

Stub punch

Being punched in the face with someone's stub

You have been stub punched by your uncle

by Tylerjcowden7 August 19, 2017

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

by Friar Re December 18, 2018

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018