The act of grinding Cool Ranch Doritos and sprinkling the powder onto a banana before being boofed. See also: Boofing
by Dvrk Stylez March 25, 2021

by pmiron April 1, 2009

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009

by KBJMmcmx, dns, March 9, 2022

by may <3 September 26, 2021

A Grace Cooling is a ginger crackhead. Who often takes refuge in crying about pathetic druggy man slags. And consumes an awful lot of a substance known as Vodka
“Did you see that Grace Cooling the other day?”
“Yes I saw her on Roblox”
“Was she drinking Vodka?”
“Probably...”
“Yes I saw her on Roblox”
“Was she drinking Vodka?”
“Probably...”
by Your local Karen April 21, 2020
