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cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

cookie

by tastychilde March 27, 2023
mugGet the cookiemug.

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
mugGet the Jack-off Cookiesmug.

Cookie duster

A little fag opossum that likes to suck on chime’s thick meaty schmeatums, and also makes out with him before eating out his big butt
Bro that cookie duster over there forgot to gag on my cock today
by ChimeyMcWhiney August 6, 2022
mugGet the Cookie dustermug.

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
mugGet the Suck cookiemug.

Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
mugGet the Wade’s cookiesmug.

under cookie

Under cookie is a gacha tuber who usually makes danganronpa skits and reaction videos.They have 17.1k subs on youtube and 3,148,533 views all together.
Omg Under cookie is so col i love there videos.
by anonymous October 16, 2021
mugGet the under cookiemug.

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