Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022

Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 10, 2014

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021